So you’re thinking of ditching your lover, but do the tarot cards agree?
The problem is all inside your head, she said to me.
The answer is easy if you take it logically.
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free.
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover…
⇩ Pin it! ⇩
Let’s continue with the lyrics…
She said it’s really not my habit to intrude.
For the more I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued.
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being cruel…
(It’s called co-dependency, baby!)
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover…
(You know it’s time for a change)
Just slip out the back, Jack,
(Run and hide, run and hide!)
Make a new plan, Stan,
(& put that plan into action!)
Don’t need to be coy, Roy,
(You know you’re stuck in a rut)
…just listen to me.
Hop on the bus, Gus,
(Sail away, sail away!)
Don’t need to discuss much.
Just drop off the key, Lee,
(Time for a moonlight flit!)
And get yourself free.
(& a new adventure!)
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain.
(Time to stop stressing over this loser!)
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again.
(You’ve trapped yourself honey – why are you still here?)
I said, I appreciate that, then would you please explain about the fifty ways…. ETC.
I’m not saying that if you get one or two (or even many) of these cards in a reading that it’s time to be ditching your lover! I wrote this post mainly for fun.
However, if you are seriously debating whether or not to jump ship, then any of these cards in your Tarot readings (in pertinent spread positions) could be urging you to follow your gut!
Wanna make sure? Book a Tarot Reading 😎
And for anyone out there who doesn’t know the song…
* Here are Top 10 Tarot cards for a happy love life from Biddy Tarot – just to redress the balance!
Grab FREE simple but powerful
Tarot spreads that bring results
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